Has your boss gone out and got some tape from the pound shop, stuck it on the carpet, and now you can’t get Coronavirus?
Maybe they’ve bought a pretty yellow and green sign too, that says something about handwashing, or walking one-way.
But local, soon-to-be infected employee, Peter Thape has noticed that everyone’s still stood 3 inches apart most of the time.
‘I’m probably going to catch it, and die,’ accepted Thape.
‘But after 8 weeks of chocolate, crisps, and pizza I was heading that way anyway,’ he added.