Has 3 pieces of shitty tape made your workplace safe?


Has your boss gone out and got some tape from the pound shop, stuck it on the carpet, and now you can’t get Coronavirus?

Maybe they’ve bought a pretty yellow and green sign too, that says something about handwashing, or walking one-way.

But local, soon-to-be infected employee, Peter Thape has noticed that everyone’s still stood 3 inches apart most of the time.

‘I’m probably going to catch it, and die,’ accepted Thape.

‘But after 8 weeks of chocolate, crisps, and pizza I was heading that way anyway,’ he added.