Has Sarah Lancashire eaten Curly Watts?

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Fans of Coronation Street are asking if National Treasure, Sarah Lancashire has eaten former Bettabuys colleague, Curly Watts.

Some unnecessarily cruel fans of the soap had noticed that Sarah had put on a pound or two, and that Curly Watts had not been seen for a while.

But Sarah Lancashire believes that Watts may have run away with shelf stacker, Kimberley, of whom he had formed quite an attraction.

‘Reg Holdsworth told me that he’s with Kimberley,’ said Lancashire.

‘And don’t call me fat, you dicks at Cutting News; you’re not perfect yourselves,’ added Lancashire.