‘He put his hand up my arse,’ claims Gordon the Gopher

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Phillip Schofield’s decision to make public his true sexuality may have come as a result of a story that was about to appear in the newspapers.

Children’s TV co-presenter, Gordon the Gopher claims that Schofield placed his entire hand and fist straight up Gordon’s behind after their show one day.

Gordon had taken the story to a leading red top newspaper, who have since convinced Schofield to reveal the truth, before they did.

‘He fisted me!’ claimed Gordon.

‘I was, at best, curious. But Schofield wore me like a glove,’ added Gordon, bravely.