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Hedgehogs urged to mark themselves ‘Safe’ on Facebook before tonight

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Hedgehogs are being encouraged to use social media to avoid becoming a tragic statistic this evening.

Marking themselves safe on Facebook etc should help them keep a tab on where everyone is before tonight’s general fire and noise nonsense.

Local one year old hedgehog, Peter ‘prickly’ Thape intends to use his Instagram account to keep his followers updated.

‘We’re telling everyone to be out by 4.30 latest,’ said Prickly.

‘Don’t joke, this is like fuckin’ Srebrenica for us, every year,’ he added.

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