Hello? Queen puts her own son forward for a belting job


The cheeky bastard Queen of England has only gone and put her own son, Charlie forward for a totally brilliant job running the whole Commonwealth.

Cries of nepotism have been ringing around the Palace today after Charles Windsor was shortlisted, and called in to interview for the top Commonwealth job.

The Head of the Palace’s Human Resources Department, Murial Hislop has got a proper job on fudging this one, after it emerged that Prince Charles has been on benefits for the last 50 years.

‘His CV’s pretty shit. He didn’t even scan his photo onto it,’ said Hislop.

‘This reminds me of when our newsagent gave a paper round to his own son, instead of our Bobby,’ added Hislop.