‘He’s talking about Louis, I’m no bum boy,’ says Prince George


Little George Windsor has reacted angrily to his father’s ‘acceptance’ of having any gay children.

Prince George wanted to tell Cutting News that he’s 100% straight, and is at it all day with a range of tasty looking young girls.

George added that his little brother has been watching Ellen, and his sister has been listening to increasing amounts of Tracy Chapman on her Walkman.

‘Gay? No chance! Love football, drink plenty, and give my wife a good kicking on a Friday,’ said Prince George.

‘There’ll be no gay kings on my watch,’ added The Prince.