Holiday ruined by toast identification anxiety


The holidays of thousands of people have been spoiled by the growing problem of not knowing who the toast belongs to, once it’s gone into the revolving toast machine.

Tour operator, Thomas Cook have offered to fly holidaymakers home after a hotel in Alicante saw repeated scuffles break out around the conveyor toaster.

Tourist, Peter Thape put two pieces of brown bread in on Monday and has not seen them come through yet.

‘I’m sure she took them. Her, over there,’ said Thape.

‘Because, him in the blue shorts put a bagel in first, and that’s already come out,’ added Thape.