Home-made bombs an insult to Britain’s first class weapons industry


Staff at BAE Systems, the country’s largest manufacturer of weapons, are appalled that terrorists are making their own bombs when BAE manufacture quality products right here.

BAE Chief Executive, Peter Thape is asking the government to close down internet bomb making sites after BAE sales showed a significant 3rd quarter drop.

Thape reminded local bomb makers that BAE Systems are Britain’s biggest exporter, and build only the finest guaranteed products.

‘It’s an insult that local bombers are not using our products. We are world leaders in transporting death around the globe,’ said a proud Mr. Thape.

‘Buy cheap, buy twice,’ warned Mr. Thape.