Homeless people in Windsor told to watch the Royal wedding from home


Homeless people in Windsor have accepted the advice from Councillor, Simon Dudley, and decided to return to their homes in time for the upcoming Royal wedding.

Windsor beggar, Pete Thape (16) has apologised to Councillor Dudley for portraying Windsor in an unfavourable light, and decided to return to the home of his drug-dependent mother.

Thape has also used the opportunity to apologise to his mother’s poorly-chosen partners for not being more receptive when they tried to abuse him over the years.

‘I want Windsor to look as beautiful as possible come the big day,’ said Thape.

‘Windsor is absolutely perfect, and we don’t need the likes of me on the streets spoiling the party,’ added Thape.