Horses furious that they can’t die on the racecourse this week


Angry race horses have expressed regret that they won’t be allowed to die in work for the foreseeable future.                                                                           

Horses have been told to stay at home, until a flu bug passes, so that they can return to their job of running around whilst we bet on them.

Racehorse, Peter Thape has thanked the racing authorities for ensuring that all the horses avoid illness, so that they can race around properly until they have their scheduled heart attacks.

‘I’ve got shit-all to do all week,’ said horse, Thape.

‘Been watching Lorraine – it’s awful,’ added Thape.