House of Commons to go to 4 nights a week, like EastEnders

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The Houses of Parliament is to move to four nights a week, like the load of shit soaps on the telly.

Then Westminster can have the drama, betrayal, and thumping finale music that it deserves.

EastEnders fan, Peter Thape has been watching the proceedings in Government this week.

‘It’s just like EastEnders; a load of drama, but then nothing actually happens,’ said Thape.

‘And of course, it doesn’t actually matter in real life,’ added Thape.