The people at number 47 didn’t come out at 8pm to clap for the NHS, and have been taken off the WhatsApp group.
Local street WhatsApp admin man, Peter Thape checked that number 47 weren’t at work, or in the NHS or anything, before striking them from the group for ever.
Thape climbed over their locked front gate, peered through the gap in their curtains and saw them all there, just watching the telly.
‘Never will I offer to get those fuckers milk again,’ said Thape.
‘I hope they get the virus, fuckers,’ added Thape.