Huawei banned ‘cause no one can pronounce it properly


Huawei phones will be phased out because nobody is sure how to say it properly, and have to practice in the mirror just to avoid embarrassment.

The public have insisted that traditional electronics companies like Sharp, and Goodmans start bringing out phones so that we are more comfortable saying the name.

Local tutor, Peter Thape runs a night school class on Tuesdays in pronouncing Huawei, in case you still have one of their phones.

‘Yeah, we’re packed out most Tuesdays,’ said Thape.

‘We do an NVQ1 in Huawei. We also have a retro class in Aiwa,’ added Thape.