Glamour model Crystal Harris, who married 86 year-old Hefner in 2012 at just 26 years of age, is inconsolable following the death of the Playboy publisher.
Hefner’s decline in health has come as a surprise to Crystal, who had hoped that the two of them would grow old together, before retiring to a cosy flat in Bournemouth.
Crystal talked regularly about a nice little walk to the pier, and maybe blowing 2 bob on the amusements, before sheltering from the rain as they shared a bag of chips.
‘I’ll probably never go out with anyone else, ever again,’ accepted Crystal.
‘I better phone Co-op Funeralcare now. Probably need to order some sausage rolls,’ added Crystal.