‘I kneecapped my husband for not eating his tea,’ says Kirstie Allsopp

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Kirstie Allsopp has admitted shattering her partner’s kneecaps after he failed to eat the lasagne that she made on Sunday night.                                     

Allsopp, who has never really owned up to knobbing co-host Phil Spencer, has spoken openly about the discipline used to keep her family in line.

Allsopp took a shotgun to the back of her partner’s knees after he suggested that the béchamel sauce was a little runny.

‘I’ve always found Ray Winstone a particular role model,’ said Allsopp.

‘I sound posh, but really I’m scum,’ added Allsopp.