Boris Johnson has finally made a decision over the Dominic Cummings affair, and asked for the dismissal of the press, who broke social distancing regulations.
Johnson has chosen not to dismiss Cummings, choosing instead to believe his range of excuses, that were provided by a passing three year old.
Cummings also told Boris that he didn’t eat all the biscuits, and that someone must have broken in, and stolen them, and also they stole that Magnum from the freezer while they were here.
‘It’s a difficult one, sacking your own boss,’ admitted Boris.
‘He’s got some proper shit on me,’ added Boris.