‘I want the press sacked for not being 2 metres apart,’ says Boris

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 24: Dominic Cummings, Chief Advisor to Prime Minister Boris Johnson, is seen leaving his house on May 24, 2020 in London, England. On March 31st 2020 Downing Street confirmed to journalists that Dominic Cummings was self-isolating with COVID-19 symptoms at his home in North London. Durham police have confirmed that he was actually hundreds of miles away at his parent's house in the city. (Photo by Peter Summers/Getty Images)

Boris Johnson has finally made a decision over the Dominic Cummings affair, and asked for the dismissal of the press, who broke social distancing regulations.

Johnson has chosen not to dismiss Cummings, choosing instead to believe his range of excuses, that were provided by a passing three year old.

Cummings also told Boris that he didn’t eat all the biscuits, and that someone must have broken in, and stolen them, and also they stole that Magnum from the freezer while they were here.

‘It’s a difficult one, sacking your own boss,’ admitted Boris.

‘He’s got some proper shit on me,’ added Boris.