‘I was shipwrecked with a tiger,’ says UKIP’s Paul Nuttall

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The website of UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has told the story of his early traumatic experience of being aboard a lifeboat with a Bengal tiger.

It is thought that the young Nuttall might have been Asian, which would explain why he joined a political party that fights endlessly for the rights of immigrants and refugees. Nuttall remembers the incident, which bizarrely left him floating in the pacific with a menagerie of animals, until he washed ashore in Mexico.

‘I have definitely been in a boat, and I have seen a tiger in the zoo,’ said a confused Nuttall.

‘But I never put that on my website. I don’t know how it got there,’ added Nuttall.