‘I went through a whole pack of chocolate digestives in my pyjamas,’ admits May

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Theresa May has admitted that she went home last night and pissed through a full pack of chocolate digestives.

May then updated her Faceboook status with…Not feeling great, and waited for the ‘What’s up huns?’ to roll in.

By this morning May had enough ‘Big Hugs’ on her timeline to carry on as Prime Minister for another day.  

‘Let’s see what today’s shit storm brings,’ said May.

‘Think it’s Corbyn’s turn to make a cock of himself today,’ added May.