‘I’d have voted Remain,’ says angered Hulk


Leading scientist, David Banner is furious that Boris Johnson has plagiarised the words of Banner’s own alter-ego in an attempt to promote Brexit.

Banner’s work in attempting to reverse the effects of a misjudged lab experiment, are subject to a grant from the European Union.

Peter Thape is the journalist who follows Banner around and is keen to expose Banner as The Incredible Hulk.     

‘Banner told me he voted Remain when he was The Hulk, but he often forgets what happens when he’s in that state,’ said Thape.

‘He also said that his future was dependant on EU grants, so I beg Boris Johnson to show him some respect,’ added Thape.