‘If we kill everyone in Iran, nobody can retaliate,’ says Trump


Donald Trump may have found a clever solution to the problem of imminent retaliation by angry Iranians.

Trump has proposed killing everyone in Iran before they get the chance to get too angry about assassinating one of their leaders.

Local Englishman, Peter Thape is preparing in the best way he can for the upcoming end of the world.

‘I’m going to finish off this pile of Christmas chocolate as quickly as possible,’ said Thape.

‘I would be so angry if we all died, and I hadn’t finished it,’ he added.