Labour Leader, Jeremy Corbyn has exclusively told Cutting News that he intends to ‘lead on’ Theresa May, before dumping her from a great height.
Corbyn told us that he’s been patiently waiting for May to come knocking at his door for the Brexit solution.
But although Corbyn has the answer, he’s not forgotten the time when he overheard May calling him…that tramp in a suit.
‘I’m gonna pretend like we’re all bezzie mates,’ said Corbyn.
‘Then, I’m gonna tell everyone in a press conference that she’s a member of Momentum,’ added Corbyn.