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‘I’m going to buy England, next,’ says Trump

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US President, Donald Trump intends to buy England, after the purchase of Greenland clears on his card.

England will become available after it leaves the protection of the EU in a few months, and Trump hopes to have his offer accepted by Christmas.   

Mr Trump told Cutting News that England has the potential to become a decent links golf course, with a pitch & putt mini golf for the North.

‘Lot of tremendous people in England,’ said Trump.

‘Don’t think we’d buy that bit on the side though; Whales? Is it called Whales?’ he added.   

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