‘I’m not dead, I’m working at McDonalds,’ says ISIS Chief


Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has denied rumours that he’s dead, and confirmed that he now works at the Aleppo branch of McDonalds.

Al-Baghdadi, who was promoted from the nuggets to the fryers over the weekend, is now on two stars, and strongly denies that Donald Trump has had him killed.

The former ISIS frontman told Cutting News that he just did ISIS for a bit after he left school, but McDonalds offers a more serious career opportunity.

‘I find the trousers a bit tight-fitting here, but otherwise I’m enjoying it,’ said Al-Baghdadi.

‘Have you tried the new range with Taste of Mosul sauce – it’s just brilliant,’ added the former IS boss.