‘I’m not washing up for him again!’ says production assistant on Jamie’s new show


The man who has been doing the washing up on Jamie Oliver’s new Channel Four show has vowed to never wash up for him again.  

Twenty four year old production assistant, Peter Thape claims that Oliver uses a new fork, pan or plate for everything he does, and barely considers who’s doing the clearing up after he’s finished.

Thape has worked on Bake off, Come Dine with Me, and some other baking shit, without ever experiencing the same mess that greedy pan-using Oliver makes.

‘I did the Bake off final; thirty separate dishes, and we had less mess than that cock makes,’ said Thape.

‘He wouldn’t be using a new pan every 30 seconds, if it was him that was doing the washing up,’ added Thape.