Prince Philip has joined the Royal exodus, and has told The Queen that he intends to leave the family within the next 10-20 years.
The Duke of Edinburgh intends to start a new life in the woods, living off berries and tinned caviar, surviving off the proceeds of his patented racist memes.
The Queen has accepted his resignation, and asked that he serve the official 300 year notice period for leaving the Royal family.
‘I’ve never actually spoken to him,’ admitted The Queen.
‘60 odd years, not a peep – just stands nearby for ceremonies and stuff,’ added The Queen.