‘I’m pregnant, and Boris is the father,’ says Queen


The Queen has had a Royal case of morning sickness today, and confided in palace aides that new PM, Boris Johnson, is the father.  

Johnson worked his magic on yesterday’s visit, and the Queen has admitted that she couldn’t resist his charms.

The Queen told Cutting News that things have been a bit samey for a while with Phil, and one thing just lead to another.

‘If it’s a boy, we’ll call him Donald,’ said The Queen.

‘Those babies really are tremendous people,’ added Her Royal Highness.