‘I’m sad about Australia, but it does sound lovely and warm,’ agrees Britain


They’re having a tough time of it in Australia, but most Brits are still a little bit jealous of the tremendous heat there.

Local cold person, Peter Thape keeps looking out of the window of his Oldham flat, and wondering if he would prefer 40 degrees of heat, or the endless grey drizzle and cold.

Thape has helpfully advised Australia to bring their wild fires over here.

‘Yeah, our rain would sort them out in half an hour,’ said Thape.

‘I bet no one’s got their heating on, over there,’ he added