‘Iran may have started Second World War,’ says America


America think there may be a fairly solid link between Iran and Hitler.

America are fairly sure that the time is right to invade Iran, now that a clear link between Iran and Hitler has been made.

Hitler had a Persian rug in his house, which suggests that the Iranians had a strong influence on the German invasion of Europe.

‘I think we should nuke the Iranians,’ said an American.

‘We should smoke ‘em out,’ added another.