Canny British citizens who become brides of the Islamic State are having their British status revoked, and thus avoid living in a post-Brexit UK.
This audacious loophole on emigration has been missed by the government, and is set to be exploited by thousands of people.
Local man, Peter Thape is planning to become an Islamic State Bride, hoping to set up a sleeper cell in a Spanish holiday village, with a decent pool, and nearby golf facilities.
‘Oh no, please don’t take away my British passport,’ said Thape.
‘I’ll have to stay here, just near the beach,’ added Thape.