ISIS furlough Head Office staff

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Leading terror organisation, ISIS have taken the difficult decision to furlough all office based staff.

The government will pick up the salaries of the workforce until the present situation blows over.

With working from home an increasingly impractical solution, ISIS Chairman Peter Al-Shebab Thape has postponed all terror whilst we have world peace.

‘A world without conflict is no good to us,’ said Al-Shebab Thape.

‘I know you’ll understand with ‘Arms’ being your biggest export,’ added Al-Shebab Thape.