ISIS set aside millions in compensation for false recruitment


Legal giants, Bradstone Brooks have announced that ISIS have set aside millions in compensation for those people lured into joining ISIS, before realising it was a load of shit.

Bradstone Brooks have already won over a billion pounds for Shemima Begum, who was falsely told that she’d really enjoy cutting off people’s heads.

Local man, Peter Thape is one of many people being plagued by call centres, asking him if he was unfairly recruited by ISIS.

‘I’ve had so many of these calls now, I’m sort of wondering if I was recruited,’ said Thape.

‘I now miss being called about PPI every two hours,’ added Thape.