Isn’t it time to jazz up the 5 o’clock virus update


The nation is demanding that the daily 5 o’clock virus update be made a bit more sparkly.

The addition of dancing girls, or a warm up comedian have both been suggested to make the update more interesting.

Local virus fan, Peter Thape wonders if the person speaking could wear a boob tube, or a garment that flashes when the lights are turned down at the end.

‘Or, we get that famous boxing announcer to introduce the speakers,’ said Thape.

‘Or one of those deaf signers, who then break into a boogaloo for a big finish,’ added Thape.