Jihadi bride to get council house and £1,000,000 in benefits


The Daily Mail have noticed a slight lull in racism, and so have slung Shemima Begum back onto the front page.

Still angry that Brexit hasn’t gone through yet, The Daily Mail have been keen to remind their readers that brown people are still loitering around.

Hopefully, a bit of old-fashioned immigrant bashing should get the deal over the line.

‘Brown people, brown people, brown people,’ said The Daily Mail.

‘They’re generally not as good as white people,’ they added.