John Travolta and the T-Birds get knighted in Honours list

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The cast of Grease, who with an average age of 45, managed to successfully pretend to be children, have finally been rewarded for their achievement.

Lecherous, vile old T-Bird, Sonny, who was 52 at the time of filming has received a Knighthood, whilst leading Pink Lady, Riz who was 64 when the film came out, becomes a Dame.

Local film fan, Peter Thape remembers being confused as a child, thinking that American children were particularly mature.

‘Never forget the key message of the film,’ warns Thape.

‘If you really want to get your man, behave and dress like a whore,’ added Thape.