‘Just 3 weeks left to fly infected people in,’ say Govt


The government has advised Covid-19 infected people to fly into the country before May 31st, when the UK will start to quarantine flight arrivals.

The government has set a good window of three weeks before enforcing the new rules, to allow as many infected people in as possible.

Prime Minister, Boris Johnson told Cutting News that he would set aside another night of the week to clap those infected by his delay in addressing this problem.

‘Yeah, I probably should have done the airport thingee a couple of months back,’ admitted Johnson.

‘Been busy though. Seen my new baby, he’s beautiful – got Richard Madeley hair,’ he added.