Kabin on Coronation Street, next big one to go

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Every single shop in the country looks likely to close down, including Coronation Street’s Kabin.

Kabin employee, Mavis Riley has begun to prepare for a world without shops. (Except for bookmakers)

Riley has admitted that fears over the closure of the butcher’s has led to her keeping a live cow in her back yard; sawing bits off when she’s peckish.

‘Got a tomato plant too; could have six tomatoes next spring,’ said Riley.

‘Been trying to make newspapers out of old toilet paper, and skunk dimps,’ added Riley.