Kabin on Coronation Street, next big one to go


Every single shop in the country looks likely to close down, including Coronation Street’s Kabin.

Kabin employee, Mavis Riley has begun to prepare for a world without shops. (Except for bookmakers)

Riley has admitted that fears over the closure of the butcher’s has led to her keeping a live cow in her back yard; sawing bits off when she’s peckish.

‘Got a tomato plant too; could have six tomatoes next spring,’ said Riley.

‘Been trying to make newspapers out of old toilet paper, and skunk dimps,’ added Riley.