Kangaroos to eat human penises on this year’s ‘I’m a Celebrity’

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ITV have made the unusual decision to ditch their typical cast of fading celebrities on this year’s show, and have animals eating human body parts in their place. 

This year’s contestants will feature 70’s favourite Skippy – The Bush Kangaroo, Lassie the really clever collie, and The Big Breakfast’s Zig and Zag.

Skippy watched on as several humans were killed and harvested for their body parts as rehearsals began this week.

‘OMG, I can’t believe I’m going to be eating a human penis just for the sake of relaunching my career,’ admitted Skippy.

‘Ant and Dec were rolling around laughing at rehearsals. What a blast it’s going to be,’ added Skippy.