Kate Middleton pregnant again

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The Palace is expected to announce today that Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, is pregnant again, expecting her sixth baby in four years.  

It is believed that The Princess is three months pregnant, and could have the baby as soon as July or August of this year.

Future King, William did his beans in her good style, and is said to be delighted with the news. Bookmakers have made ‘Baloo’ the early favourite for the prospective name of the future Prince or Princess.

‘Sponging off the state is fuckin’ ace,’ said William.

‘What’s the point of grafting? I’m getting Kensington on Housing Benefit,’ added William.