Kate Middleton to dress as Vegas showgirl to get Pippa back for her arse

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The Duchess of Cambridge is to dress as a Las Vegas showgirl at Pippa Middleton’s wedding to pay her back for stealing the show with her bottom, at Kate’s own wedding to Prince William.

Kate Middleton has announced that she will attend the ceremony, sitting just behind her sister, in a four foot high feather headdress.

Kate has hired a full Las Vegas showgirl outfit, which she will proudly wear throughout the exchanging of marital vows.

‘Try another trick like that with your arse, Pippa and I’ll put my royal nails down your face,’ said The Duchess of Cambridge.

‘I bagged the Royal, Pippa. Never forget that!’ further warned The Duchess.