‘Kidnapped’ model wins her place in Celebrity Big Brother


Sweater-stretching model, Chloe Ayling, who managed to go shopping whilst being kidnapped, is to become the next houseguest on Celebrity Big Brother.  

Ayling’s ordeal appears to have had the desired effect, as producers at Channel Five welcome her into the house this weekend.

But Head of Channel Five, Peter Thape has been criticised for bringing the glamour model into the show; accused of just chasing ratings.

‘It’s a match made in heaven. Someone who will demean themselves for our entertainment,’ said Thape.

‘Ask the people if they’d rather watch Chekhov, read Kafka, or wait for a women to accidentally let a tit slip out?’ added Thape.