Kim Jong Un to officiate at the Royal Wedding

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In an unexpected turn of events The Palace have fucked off The Archbishop of Canterbury, and decided to ask new friend of the West, Kim Jong Un to marry Harry & Meghan.

Kim Jong Un is now a registered Minister, after attending a short night school course on Thursdays, just after the ceramics group finish.

Kim Jong Un is also now our bezzie mate, and is no longer a proper nutcase who just decides when he’s going to start nuclear war or not.

‘I’m alright now,’ said Kim Jong Un.

‘I like everyone now. Hi!’ added Kim Jong Un.