The press have vowed to give Meghan Markle a few days grace as a beautiful princess in love, before digging out the stories that will attempt to destroy her.
Paparazzi photographer, Peter Thape has already got his mirrors firmly fixed to his shoes in his quest for the perfect skirt upshot of the doomed American.
Thape is enjoying these innocent days of national celebration that will build Markle sufficiently for the fall that lies ahead.
‘Have you seen her family; this is a gold mine,’ said Thape.
‘We’ll get her, just like we got the kid’s mother,’ warned Thape.