A perfect solution has been found to the problem of our rapey Prince, and the American killer of Harry Dunn.
An old fashioned handover can take place, with the Diplomat’s wife facing justice over here, and Prince pants-off over in America.
But Prince Andrew told Cutting News that he’d rather that such a thing did not happen.
‘I’m covering my ears, singing songs at the top of my voice,’ said Prince Andrew.
‘Please make the whole thing go away, mummy,’ he added.