Liam Neeson to star as Leader of The KKK


Liam Neeson has requested the opportunity to play the role of the Leader of the Ku Klux Klan.

Neeson has been accused of taking his film roles too seriously, after vowing to hunt down the perpetrator of a crime against someone he knows.

Neeson has been reminded that he’s not actually Oscar Schindler, and that ‘Star Wars’ and the empire are just a made-up thing.

‘When I’m in the KKK, we’ll find out who was truly responsible,’ said Neeson.

‘I have a very particular set of skills…’ added Neeson.