The lions who took part in last night’s Dynasties had asked the programme makers for a can of fly spray before filming began.
Leading lioness, Charm has told reporters that she felt humiliated by the number of flies that featured on her and her family throughout the BBC programme.
Charm had tried to keep the Maasai Mara area as clean as possible, but felt that the constant flies reflected badly on what some people are already calling a dysfunctional family.
‘Sir David Attenborough is meant to be all that, but he gave us one shitty role of fly paper,’ said Charm.
‘Then me and my daughter had sex with the first two males that swung by, and the whole thing has probably come off awful for the cameras,’ added Charm.