Load-of-shit Florida shooter only kills two


A Jacksonville shooter faces posthumous expulsion from The National Rifle Association (NRA) after he only killed two people before being shot himself.

The NRA believe that the killer made the schoolboy error of only being armed with a handgun, whilst shooting at a huge crowd of people.

NRA spokesman, Peter Thape believes that some multi-weapon retraining for the killer would have been appropriate here, plus the mandatory carrying of extra ammunition.

‘You don’t take a knife to a gunfight,’ said Thape.

‘He’s let himself, and the NRA down,’ added Thape.