Local man to nob Sharon Stone on Bumble

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A local man will hopefully be giving Sharon Stone his best 10 seconds, after she confirmed that she’s now on dating App, Bumble.

Local Basic Instinct fan, Peter Thape has sent Sharon his contact information, and is expecting a call before lunch today.

Thape has told Cutting News that if it’s a bloody good night in a workingmen’s club, a chilli kebab, and 20 seconds of fierce tit rubbing that’s she’s after, then he’s the man.

‘She’ll have to put some knickers on in the snug,’ said Thape.

‘You can see right through from the snooker table,’ added Thape.