Man caught with NO porn on his computer

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In light of the ongoing investigation into non-porn watching Damian Green, another male has turned up with no porn whatsoever on his laptop.

Peter Thape (41) from Derby has been accused of having no pornographic images on his computer at all, after a detailed police investigation.

Thape has been hounded by the local community, who have daubed the word ‘Weirdo’ onto his car, and thrown eggs at his wankerless house.

‘It’s ok, it’s all on my phone,’ said Thape, in his defence.

‘Plus, I’ve still got an old fashioned stash in that cupboard,’ pleaded weirdo, Thape.