Man heroically offers not to shower in water shortage


A dad has bravely volunteered himself to go unwashed for as long as the drought continues.  

Local dad, Peter Thape got in quick, selflessly declaring himself able to remain dirty before his kids could make the same sacrifice.

Thape has offered to take an emergency wet wipe over his dilly danglers in the event of his wife’s libido magically appearing.

‘I’ll just put loads more deodorant and aftershave on,’ said Thape.

‘Got me through my twenties,’ added Thape.