Man pays $130,000 to not have sex with a woman


An American man has broken the world record for spending money on a woman without getting any sex in return.

The unnamed American man has destroyed the record which stood at £41.50, when Peter Thape, from Blackburn took a woman out for dinner and got shit-all in return.

Thape admitted another recent disappointment after being refused a snog when buying a woman a kebab at Abduls.

‘I think $130,000 is too much to spend on a woman, and not get any,’ offered Thape.

‘I would expect to get fish fingers around the £15 mark,’ added Thape.